02.12.08
A Bunny Funny
Q: What do you call a bunch of bunnies bouncing backwards single file?
Follow the link for the answer. Read the rest of this entry »
01.02.08
Should Animals Be Doing More?
Should Animals Be Doing More For The Animal Rights Movement?
Happy New Year Everyone! 
10.24.07
Amazing Cowhide Fact
Me exhibiting for Mercy For Animals today at the Columbus State Community College.
While tabling today, a neighboring exhibitor told me a riddle and now I am going to ask it of you: What is the number one use of cowhide in the world today?
What is your guess? Follow the link to get the answer. Read the rest of this entry »
04.05.07
Who Says Cows Aren’t Funny?
Would this cow interrupt you? First, he’s actually a bull (or more likely a steer) from Poplar Springs Animal Sanctuary. Secondly, why would he do such a thing?
YOU: Knock, knock!
THEM: Who’s there?
YOU: Interrupting cow.
THEM: Interrupting co…
YOU: MOOOOO!!!
I believe Lori (a.k.a. Francesca) Geldner told this to me the last time I heard this, so I will attribute it to her. 
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03.16.07
Easter Bunny Corrupted by Egg Industry
The Easter Bunny Egg-sposed!
A new undercover investigation reveals the dark underbelly of the Easter Bunny! What is the truth behind his innocent image? Watch the video and find out! Then see what you can do to help. Read the rest of this entry »
03.14.07
A Funny Fit for a Queen
Last December, I visited New York City to present at the Institute for Humane Education’s Sowing Seeds workshop. My talk was on how to teach gay issues in the classroom, using the Women’s Educational Media materials. Read the rest of this entry »
03.11.07
Moses Leads; But Will the Vegan Follow?
Ha! Ha! As a vegan for 20 years, this comic gives me a chuckle because I have been this type of vegan and I have known vegans like this. I think its important we always have the ability to laugh at our own expense, despite the serious nature of our mission.
It is true: those of us who work to promote veganism are passionate about our cause; and for many good reasons. Let this comic remind all of us vegetarian advocates of the need for our advocacy to be done in a spirit of love, patience, and humility; that none may find fault with us or the vital cause for which we work. Read the rest of this entry »
03.07.07
Humor for Those Who’ve Had Their 15 Minutes of Fame
Delia: Knock, knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Delia: David Lee Roth.
Me: David Lee Roth who?
Delia: Well, that’s show business!
This belly-buster was told to me by my friend Delia Dunlap. Her dad, “Slim,” played guitar in the popular 80’s band, The Replacements. “Slim Dunlap who?” you ask. Don’t even think about it!
On a scale of one to ten, how many groans do you give this joke? Read the rest of this entry »
03.04.07
What Was Funny When My Mom Was Growing Up?
Last September I joined members of Compassionate Action for Animals on a camping trip to Minnesota’s wonderful Afton State Park. Here I am telling them a joke that my mother told me.
With my arms as they are, I say through gritted teeth, “Hey! Could somebody please open the window!?”
Ha, ha! Yes, it works on so many levels! Read the rest of this entry »
A Winter Wisecrack
Here is a picture I took in Falls Church, Virginia on Feb. 24
In honor of this beautiful winter snow that frosted the trees, here is a joke.
Question: What did the scarf say to the hat?
Answer: You go on a head; I’ll just hang around here.
This joke was told to me by Lori (a.k.a. Francesca) Geldner the last time I visited Minneapolis. Read the rest of this entry »